View Full Version : Finnster Arrested.
Mr_Pink
02-22-2005, 06:05 PM
http://Finnster.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/arrested.php
"for lewd conduct, shoplifting, and assault at Classy & Sassy ladies boutique, on Reid street. "
hahahahahah. Lewd conduct at a ladies boutique.
I give myself a 5 rating.
Phaedrus
02-22-2005, 08:40 PM
http://Finnster.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/arrested.php
"for lewd conduct, shoplifting, and assault at Classy & Sassy ladies boutique, on Reid street. "
hahahahahah. Lewd conduct at a ladies boutique.
I give myself a 5 rating.
Then I also give myself a 5 for updating his title. :)
Mr_Pink
02-22-2005, 08:51 PM
A pretty princess for sure.
EvilTech
02-23-2005, 10:24 AM
Holy crap what a retard.
Mr_Pink
02-23-2005, 02:35 PM
It's a joke. Not a real story.
Finnster
02-24-2005, 01:36 PM
hehehe Funny guys......REALLY friggin' funny!!!
Nice story though....
Phaedrus
02-24-2005, 02:00 PM
hehehe Funny guys......REALLY friggin' funny!!!
Nice story though....
http://www.voidofcontent.com/images/princess.jpg
EvilTech
02-24-2005, 02:33 PM
Took the time to read the fine print this time...
this story was dynamically generated using a generic 'template' and is not factual. Any reference to specific individuals has been 100% fabricated by web site visitors who have created fake stories by entering a name into a blank 'non-specific' template for the purpose of entertainment.
I didn't even realize it was on Finnster's domain either.
Phaedrus
02-24-2005, 02:42 PM
It's not Finnster's domain, per se. It's a subdomain created for that paritcular story. It's all dynamic.
Mr_Pink
02-24-2005, 03:10 PM
You can change the name in the url and it changes the names in the story. Thats what I did.
EvilTech
02-24-2005, 03:48 PM
damn, that's pretty cool. I like that
Finnster
02-25-2005, 05:55 AM
Speaking of fabricating stories, there's a site out there.. ( can't remember the link and someone with more time on their hands then myself can research this ) that creates an A-Team story with information you provide the generator. Pretty funny stuff...
Phaedrus
02-25-2005, 08:58 AM
Speaking of fabricating stories, there's a site out there.. ( can't remember the link and someone with more time on their hands then myself can research this ) that creates an A-Team story with information you provide the generator. Pretty funny stuff...
Oh... you mean like this?
The Fudge Plant Shipping Packer's
"back massager"
by Stephen J. Canal
On tonight's A-Team, Dolemite has an old friend who's a Fudge Plant Shipping Packer. But his friend has a big problem. A rival Fudge Plant Shipping Packer is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already bitch slapped his friend's gay lover, and tried to steal a "back massager".
The rest of the team arrives to help. Finnster, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the Fudge Plant Shipping Packer, but she prefers Phaedrus. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by school bus drivers.
The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival Fudge Plant Shipping Packer. Phaedrus says, ''BRING IT, FUDGE PANTS!''. Dolemite throws two guys through a window. Finnster gets a black eye and Phaedrus doesn't even break a sweat.
But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Brewhog, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a car port. Finnster says, ''Well... FUCK!''. Hannibal comes up with a plan. They build an armored lunar excursion out of weed wackers and odds 'n ends.
The A-Team escapes and goes into Brewhog's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was to be a prick, and that "back massager" was the key.'' complains Brewhog, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for school bus drivers.
''Hey guys. Sorry I've been so busy. I'll get more work done soon.'' says Dolemite.
Make your own. (http://members.aol.com/immurdoc/a-team/writestuff.htm)
Daweman
02-26-2005, 11:14 PM
I can see this getting out of hand in a hurry.
I bet any mention of "kahunaca" in the template would produce a murder/genocide/suicide type situation.
Mr_Pink
02-26-2005, 11:20 PM
When I tried it the story was more or less the same and the one above, just different names and other small differences.
Daweman
02-26-2005, 11:21 PM
When I tried it the story was more or less the same and the one above, just different names and other small differences.
SEE!!
Even software is afraid of Kahunaca.
Phaedrus
02-27-2005, 07:51 PM
So are most of us.
Finnster
03-02-2005, 08:34 PM
Yeah... uh do we know if he got his latest shipment of liquid O2 yet or not?
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