View Full Version : Hurricanes piss me off.
Phaedrus
09-07-2004, 08:13 AM
I thought I was going to have to stick oars out the window of my car this morning. The rain sucked big moose cock (tm -- P.R.) and took me an extra twenty minutes, despite little traffic. I'm just glad I mowed my yard, otherwise, I would be able to hide large safari native creatures in my back yard. And what luck!! Another piece of shit whirling oversized tornado is headed right for Florida. I'm on the fence about what these people should get who didn't leave the state -- A medal for having 90000 lb titanium balls that make sparks when they walk, or a sign that says "I'm a dumb ass and should have gotten a palm tree stuck in my ass cuz I stayed in Florida."
Finnster
09-08-2004, 08:35 PM
Well... In my opinion.. being the retirement state that it is...Fuck em. Let Little Cuba get wiped off the face of the country. Fuckers complain about the hurricanes... why the hell did they miove there to begin with. It's kinda like moving to Oklahoma and complaining about the tornadoes. DON"T FRIGGIN GO WHERE BAD SHIT HAPPENS STUPID!!!!!!
Mr_Pink
09-08-2004, 09:26 PM
Same with people in Hawaii who complain about volcano eruptions. Wake Up Mother Fuckers! You're living on top of one BIG VOLCANO!!!
Or the people who live on top of known fault lines then act surprised when a massive earthquake hits and levels everything. Stupid Fucks. :mad:
Mr_Pink
09-09-2004, 11:21 AM
Flordia is going to get raped up the ass by Ivan.
http://www.cnn.com/2004/WEATHER/09/09/hurricane.ivan.ap/index.html
Finnster
09-10-2004, 07:39 AM
No doubt. This will be the first time in a very long time that Florida, or the US for that matter has gotten hit three times in the same season by major hurricanes.
Batten down the hatches people. Here comes Armageddon!!!!!!! And his name is IVAN!!!!!
Well... maybe a little TOO dramatic..
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