grendyll
12-20-2005, 05:26 PM
The list of the top wanted Barbie dolls on the Gulf Coast this holiday season:
Evacuee Barbie
Comes in a suitcase with three changes of old clothes, a box of photographs, and pets.
Rooftop Barbie
Comes with an ax for chopping a hole in her roof, a flashlight to signal helicopters, and a blue tarp to patch the hole when she returns.
Red Cross Barbie
Comes with Red Cross uniform her own Red Cross truck capable of serving 1,000 meals per day.
FEMA Barbie
Comes with laptop computer, cell phone, and plain white trailer. (Trailer not delivered until 90 days after purchase.)
Going Home Barbie
Comes with haz-mat suit, boots, gloves, respirator mask, shovel, and bin for holding recovered items.
Looter Barbie
Comes with shotgun, hundreds of gold chains, and shopping cart filled with electronic equipment. (NOPD Ken, equally outfitted, can be purchased separately..)
Evacuee Barbie
Comes in a suitcase with three changes of old clothes, a box of photographs, and pets.
Rooftop Barbie
Comes with an ax for chopping a hole in her roof, a flashlight to signal helicopters, and a blue tarp to patch the hole when she returns.
Red Cross Barbie
Comes with Red Cross uniform her own Red Cross truck capable of serving 1,000 meals per day.
FEMA Barbie
Comes with laptop computer, cell phone, and plain white trailer. (Trailer not delivered until 90 days after purchase.)
Going Home Barbie
Comes with haz-mat suit, boots, gloves, respirator mask, shovel, and bin for holding recovered items.
Looter Barbie
Comes with shotgun, hundreds of gold chains, and shopping cart filled with electronic equipment. (NOPD Ken, equally outfitted, can be purchased separately..)