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grendyll
12-20-2005, 05:26 PM
The list of the top wanted Barbie dolls on the Gulf Coast this holiday season:

Evacuee Barbie
Comes in a suitcase with three changes of old clothes, a box of photographs, and pets.

Rooftop Barbie
Comes with an ax for chopping a hole in her roof, a flashlight to signal helicopters, and a blue tarp to patch the hole when she returns.

Red Cross Barbie
Comes with Red Cross uniform her own Red Cross truck capable of serving 1,000 meals per day.

FEMA Barbie
Comes with laptop computer, cell phone, and plain white trailer. (Trailer not delivered until 90 days after purchase.)

Going Home Barbie
Comes with haz-mat suit, boots, gloves, respirator mask, shovel, and bin for holding recovered items.

Looter Barbie
Comes with shotgun, hundreds of gold chains, and shopping cart filled with electronic equipment. (NOPD Ken, equally outfitted, can be purchased separately..)

sun_tzu
12-20-2005, 05:57 PM
You forgot protester Barbie, complete with protest sign blaming Bush for Katrina...

Phaedrus
12-20-2005, 06:35 PM
What about Kanye West Ken? Makes celebrities nervous with broad generalizations about world leaders feeling ill will towards an ethnic people.

sun_tzu
12-20-2005, 06:56 PM
or Ray Nagin Ken doll... complete with iron pipe embedded in "buck passing" skull... well, I guess we are talking about a perfect world then, aren't we?

Finnster
12-21-2005, 05:13 AM
How about the Farakhan doll with a petition signed saying the gubment blew us up!!!

The package includes his mistress, a bible, and a bull horn.

sun_tzu
12-27-2005, 12:35 PM
How about the Farakhan doll with a petition signed saying the gubment blew us up!!!

The package includes his mistress, a bible, and a bull horn.

You mean Koran, don't you?