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EvilTech
06-20-2005, 11:17 AM
There have been an average of 160,000 troops stationed in Iraq during the last 22 months. During this time the firearm death total was 2,112 for a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000.

The rate in Washington DC is 80.6 per 100,000. That means that you are more likely to be shot and killed in our Nation's Capitol, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the
nation, than you are in Iraq.

Conclusion: We should immediately pull out of Washington, D.C.
Phaedrus
06-20-2005, 11:24 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Dismembered3po
06-20-2005, 11:43 PM
Heh. We should DEFINITELY get the hell outta that place. It's a fucking war zone. Just leave those politician fuckers to the gangsters. Perhaps we can make a new start of this whole government thing....
Phaedrus
06-21-2005, 07:17 AM
Department of Homeland Security will be knocking on your door soon to discuss your plans for treason and a government overthrow.
EvilTech
06-21-2005, 11:49 AM
Naaa, they'll be knocking on his door looking for good ideas to steal.
Phaedrus
06-21-2005, 12:23 PM
Naaa, they'll be knocking on his door looking for good ideas to steal.


Who said anything about Microsoft?
EvilTech
06-21-2005, 01:08 PM
Who do you think runs this fuckin country man?!
grendyll
06-21-2005, 01:18 PM
Sam Walton. Why?
Phaedrus
06-21-2005, 03:26 PM
Sam Walton. Why?


I was going to say MTv, but you have a good point.
Finnster
06-22-2005, 05:12 AM
I was thinking more along the lines of the Baldwin clan. Just how many of those fuckers are there anyway?

Either them or the Scientologists.
Phaedrus
06-22-2005, 07:11 AM
Damn... Scientologist Baldwin Wal-Mart shoppers have ruined this country.
EvilTech
06-22-2005, 08:43 AM
That's why I'm moving back to the homeland...